John Mulaney Will Sexually Confuse You With His Sound of Music Nazi, Whos 33 Going on 46 – Vulture

The country? Austria. The year? 1930-bad. The Sound of Musics Rolf (John Mulaney) and Liesl (Cecily Strong) are sharing a romantic gazebo moment well before, ugh, the von Trapps have to escape the Nazis, but something seems off about Rolf. Age is just a number that the government keeps track of, he reminds Liesel as he increases his years to 33, 38, 41, and eventually 46. Youre only as old as you feel. Do you know what statutory means? It means I looked it up and were on the right side of the cusp. Given that shes rich and good with puppets and hes just a geriatric telegram boy, shes not exactly sure the math is in her favor. Also, he only owns a bike and still lives with his mom? Thats a dealbreaker, ladies. And hes older than her dad, the captain? As Rolf not incorrectly notes, Damn, how sexy is that.

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