A Gamer #39;s Night Before Christmas
The Controller Freaks crew takes on the classic Christmas poem. Written by Sam Wright and Jordan Carroll. Read by Jordan Carroll. =========== T #39;was the night before Christmas, and all through the house All the PCs were played, with a keyboard and mouse The cables were wound by controllers with care In hopes that the wires, rodents would not tear The children were sleeping so nice in their beds While visions of killstreaks danced through their heads But my sister and I were still up and a-fraggin #39; Killing noobs left and right, even though we were laggin #39; But out on the lawn, I saw such a bummer An army of Goombas fighting a plumber And mushrooms I threw, out the window they dashed To help out the red man with the bushy mustache Meanwhile above, was a glowing display Our planet surrounded by a Halo Array And has it not been for the incoming threat of the Reapers I would have been panicked by the sight of the Creepers Christmas is cancelled, the world has just quit As all these fake dangers just manifested Then what did I see, but a beautiful sight Eight heroes to help us with the oncoming fight On Mario, Ezio, on Chief, and on Raiden On Link, Cloud, and Kratos, and on Gordan Freeman From the largest of foe, to the smallest of all Just Blast away! Blast away! Blast away all! As the battle raged on, the clan ganked them all Dropped Templars and Koopas, Chimera and Grawl In space, the Reapers did Shepherd #39;s Normandy thwart And were joined soon by Star Fox and the rest of his ...From:OfficialGeekTimeViews:44 3ratingsTime:03:25More inGaming

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