BMGs portfolio of safety and personal protection equipment (PPE) comprises workplace safety matting and floor safety products, designed to enhance safety in diverse sectors including manufacturing, mining, construction and general engineering. This range also encompasses specialist floor safety products for use in non-industrial applications, like reception areas, clean-room environments, kitchens and canteens, shopping malls and shower rooms.

BMGs floor safety products which form part of the companys extensive range of tools and related equipment is manufactured both locally and internationally by COBA Africa, in line with stringent quality and safety specifications, says Andrew Johns, business unit manager, Tools and Equipment division, BMG. BMG specialists work closely with the COBA team to meet demand from our extensive customer base for durable under-foot safety products that improve safety in the workplace and also reduce fatigue from prolonged standing.

Slipping is the highest cause of accidents in the work environment. Apart from the investment in essential floor safety products, we encourage regular cleaning of floor areas to ensure surfaces are free of wet and dry contaminants, for improved safety underfoot.

The importance of floor level safety in the workplace should not be under-estimated. Research shows that Musculoskeletal disorders (MSDs) which are conditions affecting muscles, tendons, ligaments, nerves and other soft tissues as well as slips, trips and falls, are major causes of workplace absence. Preventative measures to reduce these risks are the responsibility of the employer. The investment in anti-fatigue matting encourages regular foot movement, promoting healthier circulation and the installation of anti-slip matting, flooring or coatings, significantly improve safety underfoot.

COBA Orthomat anti-fatigue matting provides a cushioned standing surface, to encourage regular foot movement for healthier circulation for workers standing in predominantly stationary positions. This matting, which is manufactured from 100% closed-cell PVM foam, has a pebbled, textured surface, suitable for dry environments. Orthomat matting conforms to slip-resistance standards and has been fire-tested to DIN54332 (B2) part of DIN4102.

COBA Rampmat anti-fatigue mats, with specially-designed drainage holes to release spilt liquids, are highly effective in wet and oily industrial environments. This matting, which is comfortable to stand on, is manufactured from hardwearing NBR rubber and has moulded bevelled edges to reduce trip hazards.

KwikLok interlocking floor tiles are designed for easy installation and recommended for refurbishing large area floor surfaces. These durable floor tiles are manufactured from high quality recycled PVC, which is non-conductive and fire-resistant.

Other safety matting for industrial applications includes MK3 rubber and drainage mats, COBArib anti-slip rubber matting, Grip Safe matting for enhanced grip and Knee-Saver mats, designed to ease the kneeling position required by some work procedures.

Matting for specialised areas includes Diamond Tread, with a flame retardant surface, which is suitable for welding bays and industrial applications. Unimat a drainable rubber runner, which is easy to clean, roll up and move to another location is suitable for event caterers. COBAswitch VDE is a lightweight electrical switchboard matting, designed for use in front of open switchboards and high voltage equipment, offering protection against electric shocks.

BMG also supplies safety products to prevent slips on internal and external steps and stairways. COBAGrip is manufactured with a chamfered back edge, in bright colours for high visibility. Abrasive grit anti-slip products provide additional grip underfoot on smooth surfaces and have a self-adhesive backing for easy installation. A self-adhesive foiled-backing for irregular surfaces enables rolling or hammering to the required shape.

Premier Grip matting is designed to reduce slipping in wet surfaces of shower areas, change rooms and swimming pool walkways and is comfortable to walk on barefoot. These flexible and hygienic mats have a top textured surface and holes and underside studs that enhance drainage. Premier Grip mats are easy to clean, roll up and relocate.

The COBA range of durable floor safety products is available from BMGs extensive branch network, which offers a technical advisory and support service throughout Southern-Africa

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A leader of Qatar's luxury hospitality scene, Four Seasons Hotel Doha is now open and welcoming its first guests following extensive renovations and a complete redesign by Pierre-Yves Rochon. The world-renowned interior designer has reshaped the property into an unmatched luxury destination at the centre of Qatar's capital city, with residential warmth and comfort that is further enhanced by the friendly and intuitive service that is reflective of Four Seasons hospitality.

The entrance has been enhanced with a grandiose door, reminiscent of grande dame entrances, and the Lobby has been redesigned as an open-plan space, allowing light to flood through the foyer as well as boasting views of the Arabian Gulf. The Lobby boasts an array of handmade and bespoke Italian furnishings, including a hand-blown glass chandelier that takes centre stage and adorns the Lobby's ceiling.

Set along the picturesque beachfront of the Arabian Gulf, and in close proximity to the cultural landmarks of Doha, the vast renovations span an entire redesign of the Hotel's bedrooms, suites, guest floors, Lobby and dining outlets. The public areas have adopted a range of greens to evoke the feeling of a garden and new life.

In addition to offering Herms amenities in all suites, and state-of-the-art technology, the Hotel will continue to pay homage to Qatari heritage with features such as mother of pearl inlay, while complementing a contemporary rejuvenation. Pierre-Yves Rochon's inspiration was the capital city itself, where the world of man and the beauty of nature meet. The redesigned rooms follow a soothing spectrum of blues and beiges reflecting the colours of Doha, where the sky, sea, sand and earth come together and impart a more residential feeling. The rooms are equipped with energy-efficient technologies, featuring automated curtains and lighting systems as well as temperature management preservation technology within the newly installed windows.

As well as a complete redesign of the interiors, the Hotel introduces the expansion, as well as the redevelopment, of its diverse dining and lounge concepts. Arabica, located on the ground floor of the Hotel, returns with a contemporary new look and coffee and dessert bar. Bold and neutral in its colour scheme, the space houses marble furniture that echoes the octagonal shape of the conservatory. This will be the destination of bespoke coffee, specialising in single origin beans and a selection of reimagined takes on childhood favourites, including an ever-changing variety of doughnuts and cupcakes.

Also refurbished is theSeasons Tea Lounge, which is luxuriously comfortable and exudes Parisian chic by blending classical and modern forms. Featuring a French Winter Garden that opens up into a terrace, Seasons Tea Lounge brings the outdoors inside with strong shades of green that are highlighted by a commanding hand-blown glass chandelier. Seasons Tea Lounge serves a carefully-crafted menu of French delicacies with tableside service that evokes the grandeur of a Parisian caf.

The re-opening of the Hotel also welcomes The Study, an outdoor bar and lounge concept, on a terrace adjoining the Library and Cigar Lounge - a city favourite that maintains its beloved classic features while also serving a selection of cocktails, each with their own story to tell. The Study is inspired by that of Ernest Hemingway as a place of thought and reflection, and reflects the palm trees and the sea outdoors. This outdoor space is yet another addition to the Hotel's unique variety of dining outlets.

The completion of further enhancements will be announced later in 2020, and will include the refurbishment of a space previously held by Il Teatro, which will relaunch with a brand new concept by a celebrated Michelin star chef.

The Hotel reopens as Qatar continues to establish itself as a major player in the world of contemporary art. At the end of 2018, Al Riwaq Art Space hosted the single largest show of Damien Hirst's works. Furthermore, Qatar's already rich cultural offering was further enhanced in 2019 with the opening of the hotly anticipated National Museum of Qatar, designed by French architect Jean Nouvel. Meanwhile, the new Doha Metro system is shaping up to be a modern marvel and will connect Hamad International Airport to key cultural locations across Doha and beyond.

In addition to the city's burgeoning arts scene, Doha will continue to host the Qatar International Food Festival taking place from March 20 to 30, 2020. The multicultural festival celebrates the country's diverse food, beverage and hospitality offerings as well as invites visitors to enjoy special culinary experiences in scenic outdoor spaces. Four Seasons Hotel Doha will host its very own celebration, World of Nobu, on March 25 and 26, 2020. Celebrating Chef Nobu's long and personal journey to becoming a global sensation, nine head chefs from Nobu restaurants around the world, including Nobu Matsuhisa himself, will unite for two days of gastronomic events.

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20/87310 - Single-storey rear extension including flue for log burner following demolition of existing garage, front porch, installation of flue and alterations to windows -7 Oakgrove Road, Bishopstoke

20/87285 - Single-storey side and rear extensions; raise eaves and replace existing roof with dual-pitch roof with flat roof over rear extension; install solar panels, gas central heating, 12 rooflights and four roof lantern; increase size of car park plus repairs to existing building, new foul drainage path and tree works - Church Hall, St Pauls Church, Fair Oak Road, Bishopstoke

CHANDLER'S FORD

20/87442 - Erection of a detached two-bedroom dwelling with provision of dropped kerb from Westfield Crescent, and addition of single-storey side extension to 9 Westfield Road following demolition of existing attached store - 9 Westfield Road, Chandler's Ford

20/87409 - Raising of ridge height to provide first floor living accommodation with two side and a front dormer, roof alterations to front flat roof element, new front porch with canopy and alterations to windows - 63 Park Road, Chandler's Ford

20/87376 - Single-storey rear extension and garage conversion - 18 Kelburn Close, Chandler's Ford

20/87402 - Two-storey rear extension, first floor front extension, roof alterations to single-storey elements on North East and South West elevations, alterations to windows, extension and roof enlargement to detached garage to incorporate storage space above with rooflights and new entrance gates with piers - 217 Winchester Road, Chandler's Ford

20/87393 - Single-storey rear extension, new side dormer, extension to existing side dormer, replacement garage on reduced footprint - 5 Merrieleas Close, Chandler's Ford

20/87345 - Addition of new trifold doors and stepped patio to the rear, new glazed Juliet balcony to replace existing, two rooflights to the pitched roof on the flank, a new flue and the repositioning of a satellite dish - 36 Cuckoo Bushes Lane, Chandler's Ford

20/87341 - First floor side extension and addition of pitched roof on rear flat roof - 40 Oakmount Road, Chandler's Ford

20/87294 - Garage Conversion incorporating raising of roof and single-storey front extension - 3 Oakwood Close, Chandler's Ford

20/87251 - Car port - 11 Beech Close, Chandler's Ford

EASTLEIGH

20/87441 - Single-storey front extension - 9 Leander Close, Eastleigh

19/87047 - Proposed single storey extension to ground floor Maisonette flat - 28 Selwyn Gardens, Eastleigh

20/87401 - Single storey rear extension - 4 Romsey Close, Eastleigh

20/87384 - Two-storey side extension, single-storey front extension, part loft conversion and alterations to windows - 15 Kenilworth Drive, Eastleigh

20/87320 - Side extension -75 Twyford Road, Eastleigh

FAIR OAK & HORTON HEATH

20/87338 - Porch to front of property - 18 Eastleigh Road, Fair Oak

20/87344 - Single-storey rear extension to detached garage to form study/games room with external changing room & WC - The Kestrels, 8 Chapel Drove, Horton Heath

HAMBLE-LE-RICE

20/87407 - First floor rear extension with juliet balcony and addition of juliet balcony on side elevation - 9 Kingfisher Close, Hamble-le-Rice

HEDGE END

20/87200 - Single-storey extension, connecting extension from existing double garage to existing house - Totford, 19 Grange Road, Hedge End

20/87395 - Replacement front porch - 12 Ratcliffe Road, Hedge End

20/87357 - Erection of boundary fence - 12 Maidman Place, Hedge End

20/87296 - Alterations to roof to include hip to gable enlargement to front, addition of a side facing dormer window to western elevation,single storey side and front extension following demolition of existing garage and store - 4 Patricia Drive, Hedge End

19/87083 - Single-storey side extension and conversion of existing garage - St Francis, 66 St Johns Road, Hedge End

WEST END

20/87356 - Proposed Garden Building with first floor office space - Winton, Botley Road, West End

20/87337 - Single-storey side extension - Silver Birches, Allington Lane, West End

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The OneBox from Vision Mechatronics consists of a Lithium battery, hybrid inverter and solar charge controller to give a hassle-free solution for electricity backup in case of power outages. Users with excess solar power generation can save money with net metering by using its grid feed feature.

Diesel generators are the most common means of electricitybackup during power outages. Besides being noisy and polluting, these are also the most expensive means of alternative electricity backup with an operatingefficiencyof25%, requirement for repeated maintenance, hassles of diesel storage and fear of diesel theft.

Providing a clean and green option to diesel generators, Vision Mechatronics has installed in South Delhi a grid-interactive lithium battery based energy storage system coupled with solar rooftop power plant.

The building integrated backup storage systemcalled OneBoxhandles the loads of an elevator (lift), five air-conditioners, two ovens, water pumps, slow chargingelectric vehiclepoints, common lighting of the building, and lights, fans and plug points for one full floor.

The system offers ahigh peak discharge current, whichenables it to handle loads like lift and air conditioners (which require high starting current) witha comparatively smallcapacityof Lithium batteries. It also supportssinglephase outageand has a response time of 7 ms, ensuring uninterrupted supply and zero blackout.

A hassle-free solution

OneBox is a do-it-yourself hybrid solar solution that consistsof the worlds smartest Lithiumbattery, hybrid inverter and solar charge controller to give ahassle-freeplug-and-play solution for backup.It takes care of uninterrupted flicker-free power supply with response time of 7 ms, which keeps all electronic items unaffected by power cut and fluctuations, Vision Mechatronics director Dr Rashi Gupta told pv magazine.

Inverters and batteries come preconfigured inOneBoxas per customer requirements. So, Users neither need to worry about the compatibility of the inverter and lithium batteries, nor about the complex wiring while installation, said Dr Gupta.

Integrating solar panels inOneBoxnot only helps in reducing their carbon footprint but also makes the system cost effective andimproves power availability. Users with excess renewable generation can save money with net metering by usinggridfeed feature ofOneBox.

Predictive monitoring ensures minimal downtime

The differentiating factor in Vision Mechatronics Lithium battery is Active Balancing and Internet of Things (IoT) capabilitiesalong with predictive & preventive monitoring, which helps to increase the life of the battery.

Predictive monitoring featuremonitors cell-level data to predict 15 days in advance that the battery/system needs attention. Generally,thecustomers receive an email in advance. Also, with the auto-on/off feature, the smart battery emails the cause of failure, enabling the customer to take corrective actions.

Return on investment, viability

OneBoxis a cost-effective and eco-friendlysubstitute for dieselgeneratorswith an ROI of about 1.7 to 3 years and an operating cost reaching grid parity, stated Dr Rashi.

Recently, the Bureau of Indian Standards published safety and performance standards for grid-interactive energy storage systems as well as battery management systems for batteries, which is an important step towards standardization of new technologies like lithium batteries.

India is globally the first country to publish a Battery Management System (BMS) Standard, and the BMS used in theOneBoxis compliant to the Indian standards, said Dr Rashi.

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Conor and Kate Hardy wanted to replicate the warehouse-style living they'd loved so much in their twenties.

"Our first rental flat together was a light and spacious two-bedroom penthouse in a modern converted office building," says Kate. "We loved the open-plan layout, perfect for entertaining. We had floor-to-ceiling glass and a wraparound balcony where we would sit and watch the sunrise over the city."

When they started searching for a place to buy and came across this two-storey conversion in 2017, just a stone's throw from Clapham High Street, the first thing that stood out was the double-fronted bay windows, which gave it instant kerb appeal.

But the really exciting part was the hidden gem of a loft, which spanned the entire length of the house.

Success story:the mansard loft extension is finished with white walls and neutral bespoke fittings, to open up the space and capitalise on the light (Build Team/ Robin Bell)

The lack of outdoor space was an issue but the house next door had a roof terrace, so the Hardys thought gaining consent to install one of their own would be straightforward.

"We saw this as an opportunity to combine the best of old and new, maintaining the period charm on the first and second floor while delivering something surprising and modern in the loft," says Conor.

With space in London at a premium, they also knew they could increase the value of the property.

"We wanted to extend with a mansard loft instead of a dormer and chose a local design and build company called Build Team.

"The architect at Build Team advised us to submit the planning applications as two separate projects one for the loft and one for the terrace," says Conor. If the roof terrace plans were rejected, they'd still be able to move forward with the loft project.

This proved to be sage advice. The loft application was accepted, as long as they maintained the sloping roofline, but the roof terrace was rejected.

To the couple's surprise, the council felt it wasn't in keeping with the local vernacular.

Lofty ideas: Conor and Kate Hardy wanted to replicated the warehouse-style living they'd loved in their first rental flat in their twenties (Daniel Hambury)

Converting the Victorian part of the building threw up challenges. "We realised quite quickly that we would need to level part of the floor, and then discovered much of the existing wood was rotten and needed to be replaced," says Kate. "When it came time to strip the wallpaper, nearly all of the plaster came off with it.'' They then went to appeal over the roof terrace.

It took nine months to get approval, by which time they had overspent their budget by at least 25 per cent.

And though on the whole the couple had prepared well for their project, there were issues they had never thought about.

"We'd done our research, but with the project being a flat we had three party wall processes to go through," says Conor. "Each property appointed a surveyor and we paid for everything."

Chic neutrals: an elegant living space done in easy-on-the-eye shades (Build Team/ Robin Bell )

The flat is a success story, with the original first and second floors retaining period fireplaces and mouldings, and with Victorian-style bathroom fittings and tiling.

"We wanted to preserve the character look and feel downstairs, so we just did the essentials we rewired, re-plastered, and re-plumbed new radiators," says Kate. "In the loft we wanted the open-plan space where we could entertain like we had done in our first rental, which is why we've installed so many rooflights and Velux windows."

They chose white walls and neutral bespoke kitchen fittings to open up the space and capitalise on the light.

They have achieved their vision of creating an uplifting, spacious entertaining area within a grand period property.

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Save Money by Installing a Wall Fountain Yourself

Today, we see an increasing number of home and business owners looking for ways of creating a serene environment. Some people choose plants, others fish tanks, and yet others, art. However, an exceptional way to produce a calm setting while improving the decorum of the room is with indoor wall mounted fountains. In addition to being beautiful, these fountains are also affordable and cost little to operate. As you will discover, installing indoor wall water fountains is something anyone can do. Of course, these instructions are general so you always want to read the instructions that come with the fountain but this will give you a good idea of the time and tools required for the job.

Hanging wall fountains can typically be installed within an hour. Keep in mind that in some cases, you may need to have an electrical outlet installed or help lifting the fountain due to weight.

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As you can see, hanging wall fountains is not a difficult task. With a little time and effort, you will transform the appearance of any room. The benefits that you will enjoy from the sound of trickling water and design of the fountain are tremendous.

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Is there anything more relaxing than the quiet, steady burble of flowing water? Large or small, indoors or out, a fountain adds grace, beauty and serenity to almost any setting. It can also be a surprisingly low-cost home improvement.

Installing a fountain can involve as much or as little work as you want. You can work from a kit that assembles all the components for you (although you'll lose some flexibility in terms of design). Or, once you understand how the different components fit together, you can construct your own fountain from available materials -- including the earth in your backyard.

But first things first: you should know what you're getting into. Different fountains work best in different places -- tables, walls, floors, patios, gardens. No amount of tinkering will make your table strong enough to support a floor fountain, or keep the end result from looking awkward as well as unstable. And no table fountain will look anything but diminutive if you install it on a floor. Look around to find a fountain in the appropriate scale for your setting. Think about materials -- stone, slate, bamboo, granite -- that will coordinate with the rest of your decor.

As you choose the location for your fountain, keep in mind that a fountain needs a power source. Some outdoor fountains have solar panels, but the rest will need to be within reach of electricity. Outdoor fountains also need seasonal maintenance, so make sure you choose a relatively accessible spot.

This article explores the different types of fountains in more detail. We'll also look at the plans and tools you should have on hand before you delve into the installation process.

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A memorable wedding day ensures that you have a long and healthy marriage right from the start. Thus perfecting your wedding to the very last details is quintessential. The venue, decorations, catering etc. everything needs to fall in place if the moment has to be extra special. Along with all these things, you also have to make sure that your arrangements dont leave a gaping hole in your wallet as you have a life to plan after the wedding.

In this regard, I find it a little weird that people opt for wedding plazas and banquets when they have big beautiful lawns in their own backyards. A wedding gazebo tent can create the perfect ambience and at the same time provide more breathing room. These canopies are weatherproof and have an ultra-luxurious feel to them. Here are a few reasons why you should use a wedding gazebo tent for your wedding.

Dont worry, the wedding gazebo tents have you covered.

Be it rains, snowfalls or sunshine, Wedding Gazebo tents are well equipped to tackle any weather-related adversity so that your wedding day remains a hassle-free affair.

Wedding gazebo tents are like blank canvases, and they can be decorated in any manner possible. You can go as lavish or as minimalistic as you want. The freedom and extent of customization that these canopies provide in unparalleled.

Not just the decorations, with wedding gazebos you can also design the layouts as these are not pre-defined as they would be at a pre-defined venue.

This gives you additional freedom to decide where youd want your guests to sit, where you would want your dance floor to be etc.

And these issues can be so daunting at times that you may not feel it.

Wedding gazebo tent comes to the rescue again. With Wedding Gazebos, you can have a party any time of the year. Sidewalls that come with the marquee will also ensure complete protection from unwanted pests and provide privacy for certain parts of the ceremony that you want.

Professional marquee makers provide accessories which can help you sort out things such as tables, seating, linens, and lighting at one go.

Now that is what you call a proper one-stop-shop.

They provide the extent of customization that no plaza or church can.

You can always find a tent that is just the right size for your wedding and then customize it things such as flooring, sidewalls, etc. that align with your wedding plans.

Who does not want the most memorable wedding day photos?

Ill be honest in saying that it does depend a lot on the photographer, but the setting or the background is not something that he/she can always control.

Hence coming up with a picturesque setting for your wedding is very critical.

Wedding gazebo tents come to the fore even in this regard. You place to position your gazebo in the backdrop of a mountain or at the banks of a river or a serenely calm beach.

This could result in some amazing wedding day photographs. It will be a literal trip down the memory lane.

You can for formal or informal when you decide to opt for a wedding gazebo tent.

The entire decoration and customization are up to you, and hence you can decide on a tie and trouser formal affair or an outdoor barefoot intimate affair.

After all, it is YOUR WEDDING.

You risk a host of problems because of this venue fiasco like:

With a wedding gazebo tent, you will face none of it. As a matter of fact, most marquee providers take all these factors into consideration and help you get the highest value for every penny you spend.

Wedding is an intimate and celebratory event, and we all want it to be as special as it can. Wedding gazebo tents help us achieve that objective with leaving a hole in our budget. So if you are looking for the best deals that on these big party tents, call 1300 850 832 or visit https://www.extreme-marquees.com.au/.

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Whats the deal at Woodtex?

The company has apparently gone out of business, and without much warning at that. The company was formed back in 1983. Its founder, Sanford Lapp, moved from Pennsylvania to Yates County.

Sheds, barns, gazebos, horse barns, and garages were the areas of focus. Small structures, which were popular items in the rural Finger Lakes.

Lapps sons, identified as Kent and Ben by the Finger Lakes Times, took over the business in 2010. The FLT looked into the local closing after a post to Facebook from a dissatisfied customer.

This post is not intended to berate a company or start a fury of negative posts. It is meant as informational only, Mary Maslyn wrote. I have dealt with Woodtex in Himrod for years and have nothing but good things to say about the folks there. This is out of their control. Just wanted to give folks a heads up in case they have ordered a shed or other structure.

She never received a shed that was paid for to the company that now operates Woodtex or did up until recently.

The FLT reports that Riverwood Cabins, which is located in Tennessee near Nasvhille was collecting deposits from new customers as recently as mid-January. They took in more than $4 million in customer deposits, who did not receive cabins before the company declared bankruptcy.

Now, customers like Maslyn are left looking for answers as the company moves through bankruptcy.

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The country? Austria. The year? 1930-bad. The Sound of Musics Rolf (John Mulaney) and Liesl (Cecily Strong) are sharing a romantic gazebo moment well before, ugh, the von Trapps have to escape the Nazis, but something seems off about Rolf. Age is just a number that the government keeps track of, he reminds Liesel as he increases his years to 33, 38, 41, and eventually 46. Youre only as old as you feel. Do you know what statutory means? It means I looked it up and were on the right side of the cusp. Given that shes rich and good with puppets and hes just a geriatric telegram boy, shes not exactly sure the math is in her favor. Also, he only owns a bike and still lives with his mom? Thats a dealbreaker, ladies. And hes older than her dad, the captain? As Rolf not incorrectly notes, Damn, how sexy is that.

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